McCain forgets he said a thousand times he’d vote against the DREAM Act

July 16th, 2008

Senility would describe such behavior.

He also forgot he wasn’t going to send more troops to Afghanistan.

Maybe it doesn’t matter that McCain is senile

July 11th, 2008

McCain’s campaign blows with the wind by the hour.

Doesn’t remember what his vote was, cannot remember what his current position may be

July 11th, 2008

Is the old maverick ready for the glue factory?

I called for a gas tax holiday but have no idea how much gas costs

June 29th, 2008

Among the most revealing examples of how McCain doesn’t understand his own policies, the septuagenarian couldn’t comment on the price of gas.

We lost you at the very beginning

June 29th, 2008

An old relative used to call my mom and talk for hours to the phone my mom had laid down to otherwise go about her business.

We know that McCain can’t figure out computers, now it seems phones can be problematic for him. Fairing a bit better than my great aunt, McCain had enough wits around him to figure out in under twenty minutes that no one was on the other end of a conference call.

I called for a gas tax holiday but have no idea how much gas costs

June 29th, 2008

Among the most revealing examples of how McCain doesn’t understand his own policies, the septuagenarian couldn’t comment on the price of gas.

We lost you at the very beginning

June 28th, 2008

An old relative used to call my mom and talk for hours to the phone my mom had laid down to otherwise go about her business.

We know that McCain can’t figure out computers, now it seems phones can be problematic for him. Fairing a bit better than my great aunt, McCain had enough wits around him to figure out in under twenty minutes that no one was on the other end of a conference call.

So tired

June 27th, 2008

McCain has to spend his weekends recovering.

If he could do otherwise, he would.

“In trying to answer skeptics who ask whether a 72-year-old has the vigor to hold the presidency, McCain points to his indisputably packed calendar – on weekdays, that is.

“‘Watch me campaign,’ he said in April, when asked about the matter at a conference of media executives in Washington. ‘Come on the bus again, my friends, all of you.’”

Weekends excepted.

mccain age

mccain age

Visuals via I CAN HAS WAR.

Senility could be misdiagnosed as attempts to "pander to everyone simultaneously"

June 26th, 2008

Great attempt to round up the incoherent ramblings of a candidate on energy policy.

Writing the Editor

June 20th, 2008

To NewsBlaze,

I don’t know if Democrats are talking in code when they refer to McCain as confused, doddering and out of touch, but they have every right to highlight McCain’s advanced age. Democrats shouldn’t be subtle; they should flat out say that McCain is too old to sit in the Oval Office.

If the emperor isn’t wearing any clothes, it’s not politically incorrect to say that he is as naked as a jaybird. And if a presidential candidate appears confused and befuddled, it’s not improper to question his mental condition.

McCain doesn’t know a Sunni from a Shiite, and I’d be surprised if he know’s an MP3 player from a hearing aid. McCain should have sat out this presidential campaign, and let a much younger person have his turn.

To The Madison Capitol Times,

The problem with McCain isn’t his age, it’s his poor judgment. It’s not that McCain is to old, it’s that McCain, like Bush, is just plain wrong and he hasn’t learned anything from Bush’s mistakes.

Playing Devil’s Advocate, one could add to the latter view that Bush also learned about Sunnis and Shiites during on the job training.