McCain: Have you seen my pants?

February 23rd, 2010

“You’ve hidden my pants, I know. Those are my pants you’re hiding from me.” Poor old guy.

Reviewing

March 24th, 2009

From TPMTv.

Reviewing

March 23rd, 2009

From TPMTv.

Three hours ago was a long time, I don’t remember. Leave me along

March 5th, 2009

John McTweets his favorite 10 earmarks each day. Today,

#3. $143,000 for the Historic Jazz Foundation in Kansas City, MO
10 minutes ago from web
#8. $143,000 for the Historic Jazz Foundation in Kansas City, MO
about 3 hours ago from web

What’s his name

October 27th, 2008

Doddering old idiot, for your pleasure

October 24th, 2008

My fellow prisoners

October 9th, 2008

“Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners and the same standards of clarity and candor must now be applied to my opponent.”

In deference to the assumption McCain’s brain was in its prime at least moderately intellingent

September 18th, 2008

His brain now can’t remember what continent to place Spain.

McCain loses thought betwen commas

September 17th, 2008

Today, the old coot addressed the meltdown of Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and AIG. Said ol’ John, “We’re going to need a ’9/11 Commission’ to find out what happened and what needs to be fixed … And I know how to fix it, and I know how to get things done.”

Did I ever tell you about when the gooks had me prisoner?

Video proof

September 11th, 2008

Here.