“You’ve hidden my pants, I know. Those are my pants you’re hiding from me.” Poor old guy.
“Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners and the same standards of clarity and candor must now be applied to my opponent.”
His brain now can’t remember what continent to place Spain.
Today, the old coot addressed the meltdown of Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and AIG. Said ol’ John, “We’re going to need a ’9/11 Commission’ to find out what happened and what needs to be fixed … And I know how to fix it, and I know how to get things done.”
Did I ever tell you about when the gooks had me prisoner?